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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi (120%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics (105%)
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

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