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As regular readers of my LJ will know, every year for the past four or five, (though come to think of it, i dont think I got one in 2005) someone has been dropping hand delivered porn into my letterbox, just on christmas time, the christmas just gone, I didn't get anything and I thought who ever it was had given up.

I was wrong, today in the letterbox, a large envelope with a printed address and a set of stamps that had obviously come off something else, they were postmarked 3165 but the postmarks were incomplete and obviously NOT from that letter.

whoever it is has gone upmarket, this time it's a DVD not a dodgy porn video, and it was "How to become Orgasmic; A womans guide" and not really porn as such, since it was a legitimate sexual health program you can buy.

But still...


Date: 2007-02-26 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tursiae.livejournal.com
Weirdness.. did you ever work out who it was?

Date: 2007-02-26 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
nope, no idea at all..

Date: 2007-02-26 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizarth.livejournal.com
Yeah sorry for the delay, had some stuff on with the family and couldn't take the time to get down there until now.

Um, I mean, how odd, I wonder if you will ever find out who it is.

I wonder if moving will loose them.

Date: 2007-02-26 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
LOL

I think you;d have more class.. and I certainly hope so

Date: 2007-02-26 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shivwuffy.livejournal.com
Hmm Curious.

I wanna see the faces of the next tennants when they get the porn.

Date: 2007-02-26 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
*giggle*

they'll prolly think i'm some sort of fiend

Date: 2007-02-28 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandgroper.livejournal.com
hehehehehehe

Date: 2007-02-28 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandgroper.livejournal.com
OH I bet.....but if its good quality then ya cant complain ;)

Date: 2007-02-28 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funnelwebkitten.livejournal.com
LOL

i wouldnt call it good quality, the whole thing reminded so much like an judith krantz novel with added porn, it was filmed in soft focus and pretty music and it had a thinly disguised veneer of being a self help dvd.

Date: 2007-08-19 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mattdawolf.livejournal.com
Now for the FUN part! To see if they follow you!

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