"I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost."

jesus christ, as if this day couldn't get any worse. MORE FUCKING PORN IN THE LETTERBOX..

Listen douchebag, I have a feeling you read my LJ, enough is enough, whatever you're trying for, it's not working, I don't appreciate porn, either good or bad, but in particular really BAD porn, it's cheap and tacky like you; this isn't funny anymore, it's sad and pathetic. So just stop it, OK.

As regular readers of my LJ will know, every year for the past four or five, (though come to think of it, i dont think I got one in 2005) someone has been dropping hand delivered porn into my letterbox, just on christmas time, the christmas just gone, I didn't get anything and I thought who ever it was had given up.

I was wrong, today in the letterbox, a large envelope with a printed address and a set of stamps that had obviously come off something else, they were postmarked 3165 but the postmarks were incomplete and obviously NOT from that letter.

whoever it is has gone upmarket, this time it's a DVD not a dodgy porn video, and it was "How to become Orgasmic; A womans guide" and not really porn as such, since it was a legitimate sexual health program you can buy.

But still...