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[boodie]

This amazing ode to a fushy comes from the warped but beautiful mind of prawn_star




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Ode to a fish

I saw you floating in the tank,
You didn't seem too pleased.
On closer inspection you smelt kinda rank,
It almost made me sneeze.

I even got out the goldfish food,
And sprinkled it above your head.
You didn't seem too interested,
Just lay staring blankly instead.

I got a little concerned for your health,
When I nudged you with a straw.
You didn't dart away like usual,
Infact, you floated back up for more.

I got a little excited when I saw you move,
You rolled onto your back.
But something told me it wasn't good
When I noticed your colour had begun to lack.

Then I figured you were playing a game,
Pretending you were sick.
Right up til the goop on your eyeballs,
Began to grow white and thick.

The next day you had gone from the tank,
Just left without a trace.
You should've seen the pain I felt
And the look upon my face.

Mum told me you went on holiday,
Because you needed to get away.
But she wouldn't say when you'd be returning home,
Perhaps you'd be back the next day.

She offered me candy, flowers and pie,
To stop me from feeling blue.
But I almost died, when after my lunch
I went in to sit on the loo.

I saw your body on the bottom of the bowl,
Awaiting to be flushed.
Mum ran in behind to stop me,
But it wasn't worth the rush.

I'd seen the truth she'd disguised from me,
I turned around and glared.
She slowly backed away from me,
In fear that she wouldn't be spared.

She knew I'd uncovered her evil plot,
Just as she was about to flick
The lever on the toilet bowl,
In an attempt to murder my fish!

- By prawn_star

Comments

[lorriejharris.livejournal.com]

That was too cute! LOL!

BTW, like the new upic.... but,what is it? My dirty mind keeps telling me it looks amazingly like female genitalia. XD

[ngarewyrd.livejournal.com]

You too? heh, dirty minded folk mustn't be that uncommon =8)

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

Your mind would be right, that is what I took it to be in a pretty flarey sort of way.

[lorriejharris.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...sorta a modern Georgia O'Keefe. Awesome! ^^;;

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I just did a google on her, nice!!!

[lorriejharris.livejournal.com]

I agree! VERY artistic! ;)

[seyruuenfennec.livejournal.com]

LOL cute.. boodie dear, what is that Icon of yours? Its interesting but I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is, its so tiny.

-Seyru

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

well now you know 8-)

[whispy1.livejournal.com]

Loved the poem...really cute! LOL Boodie I too have a not-so-clean mind and thought your new icon was of the female anatomy...very cool

[dharawal.livejournal.com]

i guess thats why we all get along so well 8-)


great minds etc etc

[lorriejharris.livejournal.com]

LOL! Looks like I started something, too! BTW, Sam took a look at it, and is the one who told me about Georgia O'Keefe.